Introductions

My name is Leonard Calder,
I am a doctor of the mind and a maniac freak gangster.
I play the one-handed accordion and i sail the Baltic Seas.

Life

Like a fish to the face, or a cold brick
The world is beautiful and everyone knows it.

Holding my breath underwater,
speaking in bubbles,
as if I was cartoon.

This swampy babble is something new.
Give me a megaphone.